"The Satan loving, electricity burning tree killer"

As some of you know, CL sold her writer's soul at the delicate age of 15, so she can publish porn and graphic novels.  At the virginal age of 22 (stop laughing!), she merged the genres to create killer cannibalistic bunnies and porn-lovin gargoyles for a small-- but mighty-- comic book publisher.  She was doing some random "folklore research" about her porn-lovin gargoyles this morning, when CL found this tidbit on the internet. (http://thewvsr.com/gargoyle.htm)

Me?  I just wish she would finish her "research" so we can practice our wheelchair walking.  I'm on (yet another) diet, and I need my exercise.  She has kept me in this sit/stay for over 20 minutes!