(for my friends in Canada, here's the adoption link. I recommend dogs for live-in, cats for those with demon issues, and bunnies for snacks...)
Showing posts with label cats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cats. Show all posts
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Why unlimited wi-fi during hopitalization...
...is a very bad idea for a horror author with anger issues:
(thanks Onion)
Home sweet home. Soon. No hospital drama, no problems-- and the official "green light" for CL to resume outpatient PT. I don't think a single human being has been more excited to walk on a treadmill...
Home sweet home. Soon. No hospital drama, no problems-- and the official "green light" for CL to resume outpatient PT. I don't think a single human being has been more excited to walk on a treadmill...
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Woo hoo! This makes it official...
In the wee morning hours, I woke-up crazy lady's household with incessant pacing, growling, and this strange, high-pitched yap. (Crazy lady calls it my "danger Will Robinson" bark) I was pushing against her legs and pointing at the front window. I have a history of warning others, so crazy lady took my behavior very seriously. When she looked outside, she thought she saw someone dressed in black, wearing a black hood and hiding in the bushes. This odd human had tripped the security lights, and he (or she) was trying to avoid the glare. Crazy lady had a hard time identifying this person in the dark-- was it human? a shadow? (yeah, too many horror stories are wrapped in her fuzzy brain)-- but as soon as they started to move up the street, I gave another high-pitched "yap" and crazy lady called the police.
We have had a lot of homes recently burglarized in our neighborhood, and the police did an immediate "area check." Although the police didn't find this lurking human, they were very impressed with my "alert" skills. You see, a lot of dogs will loudly bark, which is good and scary. I do this during the day, especially when Evil Ones (aka cats) venture onto the property. However, when it's dark or someone is dressed in all black (especially if they are wearing hoods or hats), I do a "high pitched yap" and find a human for help. Crazy lady suspects I've had some training-- but, I'm not saying a word. I prefer to keep my allure mystique.
We have had a lot of homes recently burglarized in our neighborhood, and the police did an immediate "area check." Although the police didn't find this lurking human, they were very impressed with my "alert" skills. You see, a lot of dogs will loudly bark, which is good and scary. I do this during the day, especially when Evil Ones (aka cats) venture onto the property. However, when it's dark or someone is dressed in all black (especially if they are wearing hoods or hats), I do a "high pitched yap" and find a human for help. Crazy lady suspects I've had some training-- but, I'm not saying a word. I prefer to keep my allure mystique.
After all, it's just another day-in-the-life of a working dog!
Friday, January 29, 2010
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Endless Love
Dedicated to crazy lady's sister, who generously cooked a fabulous Thanksgiving dinner and opened her Texan home to the clan. I will forgive the endless love she has for her Evil Ones. For now.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
A Tasty Thanksgiving of Evil Ones
Do you know what crazy lady and her folks did, while I pouted at the boarding house last week? They were lured into duplicity by Evil Ones:
Including 4 pounds of wickedness from a baby Evil One:
To add insult to injury, they ate TURKEY while I suffered on kibble:
Traitors.
They will pay. I don't know how, and I don't know when-- but, it will happen SOON.
Perhaps Wild Dingo will give me some ideas? She has, after all, already placed a flamethrower in my paw-- see here for more details.
Including 4 pounds of wickedness from a baby Evil One:
To add insult to injury, they ate TURKEY while I suffered on kibble:
Traitors.
They will pay. I don't know how, and I don't know when-- but, it will happen SOON.
Perhaps Wild Dingo will give me some ideas? She has, after all, already placed a flamethrower in my paw-- see here for more details.
Friday, November 6, 2009
Betrayal.
You would never find a dog (1) betray the ones we love, and (2) argue with a man-whore....
Friday, October 2, 2009
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Evil One and Snack
(from a friend in this morning's email)The Jesusita Fire in Santa Barbara, CA last week caused these two to take shelter together. The fawn is 3 days old and the bobcat about 3 weeks. The fawn came from somewhere in the fire and the bobcat from Carpentaria. They immediately bonded and snuggled together under a desk in the Santa Barbara County Dispatch Office for several hours.
Isn't it wonderful? My favorite food source naturally bonded with an Evil One. Is it dinner, yet?
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Cat Ladies
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Evil Ones
I was prevented from enjoying crazy lady's reading in Connecticut because of these instruments of torture:
Here's hoping I can have fun with this delicate demon at the beach this weekend:
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
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