Out of Office

...and off to Thanksgiving in Texas! I won't be traveling with the pack because crazy lady's sister has a house full of Evil Ones. She mumbled something about "snack time" and how her sister would find some way to blame her for my "tasty treats." Oh well... Instead of the usual "goodbye" picture, we decided to leave you with this:

Miko is a shy dog staying with my foster mum Judy for a while. You can read her story here and here. You'll notice that she's fearful AND shy-- but adorable, with a delicate, sneaky spark in her eyes. I suspect we are kindred spirits.And on that note-- enjoy your Turkey Day!

Holy crap

Car crash victim trapped in 'coma' for 23 years was conscious.Can you imagine? It's one of crazy lady's top 3 fears (you really don't want to know the other 2...) She is seriously freaked out. She's changing her "DNR" (Do Not Resuscitate) instructions to include "scan my friggin brain with this Belgium test, first!"

What a drama queen. I say, "It's just more material for her horror stories. Psychotic Goth Fans, beware."

Complete story here.

"My bridge to nowhere"

Early Morning Bath

(and death glare)Can't a girl have a private moment, these days?

Oh sweet cheeses, WHY?

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At your service, miss!

Pretty cool, huh?Crazy lady promises to post pictures of my service dog and medic alert activities. Her spinal cord injury and treatments have meant that she can not carry anything greater than 7 ounces. No lifting, no pulling, no pushing, and very limited computer use. She's even suppose to restrict walking and driving! If you know crazy lady, you know how frustrating these restrictions make her daily life. She has made wonderful progress with her voice recognition software, and she has even picked-up a gig doing podcasts for NPR next year. Plus, she's interviewing personal assistants to help her meet her writing deadlines. What about me? I am her official helper! I'm probably better than any part time personal assistant she might hire. Hey, just wait until you see my backpack in action! I'm a studly queen. Trust me.

Invoking stronger healing powers!

Miss Juno-Bell,
you need to get well,
soon!
We invoke Khyra's power
of the Pantyloons!
(Crazy lady has been reduced to piss poor poetry...sigh...save me, please...)

Puddin' Lovin

Complete episode on Vimeo:

Pudding Pukesville (Becky and Jody Good Eats) from klosm publishing on Vimeo.

10 minute segments on YouTube:



More adventures in White Trash cooking can be found here. Glutton for punishment? Feel free to link to the YouTube or Vimeo channels, from your web page(s).

A delicate (sleepy) flower

Paws crossed for Juno! Hope you feel better, soon.

Mind control = epic failure

Do you see me?Do you see me, now?Ah yes, my favorite activity-- watching Grannie cook. Crazy lady's office is in a loft, above her parent's house. She can peer over the wall and catch me spying on Grannie. I try to give her the demon look, with some itty bitty mind control: "You don't see me, I'm not here, I'm chasing squirrels"Mind control never works. Crazy lady is too wily. She just rolls her eyes and tells me to "come." And darn it-- I always obey. Oh well, time for a good sulk-and-plot session...mmmm...squirrels...

Betrayal.

You would never find a dog (1) betray the ones we love, and (2) argue with a man-whore....

The Third War

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To quote Helen's most recent letter to Margaret:
"The guy in the other bed has the blasted TV blaring at all hours and on more than one occasion it has been tuned to Fox News. If this keeps up, they might have to admit me to this damned place. Even when he does have my cutie patootie Anderson Cooper on, I still can’t calm down. They make a mountain out of a mole hill or most recently a hot air balloon into a death trap without giving a moment’s thought. At least the newspaper has 24 hours to digest and then report the news. Those TV people just get diarrhea of the mouth and then the shit gets everywhere. News as it is happening is not news. It’s an observation without much thought."
Bless you, Helen. We hope Harold feels better, soon!

Maine Madness for Halloween