Thursday, March 18, 2010

Attack of the Demon Spawn

(not to be confused with Evil Ones)
Two nights ago, I had a minor altercation with this:
I had trapped the creature and her babies against the fence, before crazy lady stopped me with the stupid "leave it" and "come" commands.  Damn training.  Crazy lady may have halted the madness before any bodily fluids were exchanged, but I still developed a taste for their sweet nectar.  Unfortunately, today, in the wee morning hours, the Demon Spawn climbed onto the roof with her family and stuck her face and paws against the window.  She stared directly at me and hissed.  I do not cower from a challenge-- especially from prey at 2 AM-- and I decided to kill the Demon Spawn.  An overloaded bookshelf, stereo speakers, computer wires, and a silly window on the second floor was not going to stop me.  I am powerful.
Needless to say, it was a long night.  I wanted out-- the Demon Spawn and her devil babies wanted in-- and crazy lady wanted sleep.  In between the "leave it" and "go to bed" commands (which actually worked, until the hissing against the window started, again),  crazy lady kept mumbling, "un-frackin-believable" and "did you have to torture that mamma coon, last night?"  So what if the creature is looking for revenge? A good fight?  I know I am an awesome huntress, and the midnight hour is the best time to prowl for my goodies.  Demon Spawn beware...
 
I am not a weakling, like this poor excuse for a canine: 

7 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo go Sugar!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie
PeeEssWoo: Something about khounting rakhkhoons now instead of sheep!

The OP Pack said...

BOl, Sugar - this is so freaking funny. Yeah, we are sure your human didn't think it was so funny in the middle of the night.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Wild Dingo said...

OH My DAWG, that last photo is UNACCEPTABLE! Loki or Juno would never allow that. never!

they got your back sugar... 'course they never saw a 'coon before. don't ever see them in the mountains. probably they are too much prey for the bigger game here!

Twinkietinydog said...

Where did you find that last photo? BOL As for your post, hilarious, but raccoon parents are to be very afraid of. They were at my home too last night. They are actually messing with us most nights. My poor M has not slept for many nights because of those pests! Do be careful please.
Twinkie

Pibble said...

Those are very clean, white, big teeth. I would listen to the crazy lady if I were you. She rescued you once already - don't push your luck, Sugar! :)

Tweedles -- that's me said...

My mama would not have been happy either..
What a brave heart you are Sugar
love
tweedles

L B said...

I am enormously entertained by the story of the avenging, hissing raccoon, though, I find the picture disturbing (it is just wrong).

Hope your pre-op went well, and we will be thinking of you on the 22nd and hoping for the best outcome.

Linda of Bo

P.S. Hope the slugs at SSA come through w/the disability soon, too.