Yeah, apparently Wild Dingo was correct-- I've gained weight. I now carry 35 lbs on my delicate frame! I'm chunky, with a humongous booty. Crazy lady refuses to perpetuate the stereotype of "fat people having fat dogs." She's putting me on a California diet. Guess what? I'm putting her on a diet, too! No reason why I should be the only miserable, skinny bitch in this relationship...
Say goodbye to my giant booty!
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>> No reason why I should be the only miserable, skinny bitch in this relationship...
I'm glad I wasn't drinking milk when I read this line because undoubtedly it would have gone through my nose from laughing so hard.
Hey! I only said, she looked like she gained a little... like filled out a tiny bit. NOT FAT! PHAAALESE. I'm the one with the 67 lb siberian who should be no more than 55. (she's down to 60 now, 2-3 more to go to make me happy and 2 more to make me very happy).
and the FMD? no skinny boy either. he goes up and down but loses it faster than the sibe. sigh. how in the world does one train w/o hot dogs? LOL... i tell mr. wild dingo to only use hot dogs for juno's recall.. that's it. other than that, she gets the low cal 3 cal treat for her training!
OMG. i love how the poodle narrates while the human "works!"
shooot. i have to WORK today. and all i do is read dog blogs...
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