Then, we killed time with this precious scene from the Holy Grail:
She's reading her killer bunny series out loud and laughing at her own jokes. I am staying in bed, until this torture ends.
my life as a dog
I wore my e-collar, and only required 1 small zap to return to crazy lady on the trail. She had no idea what I was "hunting" until I walked her back to the baby deer, for another look. As soon as she saw the deer, crazy lady warned me to "leave it," and she said "let's go." Darn it. The compulsion to obey was greater than my desire to hunt. I was really hoping for a morning snack. I whined and barked, but followed crazy lady on the trail. She said that she is very proud of my restraint-- and very happy that I was trained to avert disaster. Crazy lady still has flashbacks to my smiling, bloody face, the last time we ran into Bambi.
Crazy lady knows that she hasn't posted in a while-- and she plans to write all about it, when we return to Boston-- but we're currently trapped on a remote island in Maine. We're okay. We came here to enjoy a horror writer's barbecue, and the weather won't let us leave until tomorrow morning. She's using a friend's computer to post these pictures:
Check out the sign hanging on her (technically insane) friend's bathroom shower:
It says: "Ladies, please do not share this cubicle. One at a time or you will be regarded as being up to no good and removed permanently." Her friend said that she stole the sign from a feminist bookstore in Madison. ARE ALL ARTISTS CRAZY?